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i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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