she looked like the bat from fern gully.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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