oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
All I want is dick and wine.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
