Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
My dick has a subreddit
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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