Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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