Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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