Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I think people are normalizing furries
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