I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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