No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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