she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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