yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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