I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the day after is always just damage control
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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