xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Randomize
