If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I think people are normalizing furries
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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