Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
my liver is dry heaving
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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