Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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