so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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