I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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