I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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