eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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