Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Mom said you looked used
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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