there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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