So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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