So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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