i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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