The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My penis needs a shock collar
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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