Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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