it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
