At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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