school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
i need to put some appletini on your dick
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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