The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Your penis caused this!
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