I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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