How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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