I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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