I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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