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the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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