The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
