these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she woke up with a sticky ear
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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