WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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