Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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