im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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