I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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