i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
