My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
The struggles of a small town man whore
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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