Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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