Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I looked at my own cervix.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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