I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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