She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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