Nicole vs. Life
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
