Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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