There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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